Archive | November, 2010

Gillian McKeith is turning people against healthy eating

30 Nov

She's turning me off eating well...

Here in the UK we have a reality TV show currently on air called I’m A Celebrity, Get me Out of Here. The point of the show is to give the British public the power to humiliate D-list celebrities by putting them in hideous situations where they are forced, for example, to eat bugs, beetles, spiders, kangaroo testicles and crocodile eyeballs. One of the celebrities on this particular show is a woman called Gillian McKeith. Gillian is a famous TV ‘nutritionist’ who helps fat people with bad rashes to lose weight and get healthy. She is now also worth millions through her health foods brand – Gillian McKeith. I used to think she was a great revolutionary pioneering the health movement but now I wish a hungry crocodile would chomp her up.

On the show – she is not only a complete and utter wimp, she is a very annoying whinger and whiner, she is constantly ‘getting a cold’ and ‘not feeling well’ and looks pale and sick, old for her age, too skinny and is a real pain in the butt. She is the least popular person in the show’s history and I am devastated. She is making people who eat really nutritious diets look like unhealthy wimpy freaks and I hold her responsible for giving healthy eating a bad name.

I eat very healthily, 75% raw in fact, and I am (touch wood) never sick, pink and fleshy and also not stupid enough to put myself in the jungle without being mentally prepared. The general public don’t need any excuse to keep eating MSG flavoured crisps loaded with trans fats coupled with a fizzy sugar hit and she’s doing them no favours by behaving like such a dingbat. Frankly – I certainly do not want to end up like her – she’s making even me rethink my healthy diet…